Write the weekly recap
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A real exchange, recorded 2026-09-10 as King Thing of POAP KINGS: the tools under the window are the ones that answered, and every number came back from them.
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POAP KINGS — Season 135 wrap
Colosseum week: 1st of 5, 38,700 fame, +100 clan trophies. That closes out a perfect season — five races, five firsts, every regular week finished early.
Ladder form over the last 30 days (recorded battles, 10+ decided): clan median win rate 52.8% across 48 ranked members. Top of the table: sniperhendo 70% (78–34), 1spaceO2 65%, Kurd Paraw 62%. Volume award goes to Vijay with 1,334 recorded battles.
Welcome to NOBITA and Brotherinpants. Season 136 opened this morning against De stichting, Legend Royale, Happy Win and Les champs — the first time we have met any of them.
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